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Saturday, February 11, 2006

The wackiest things

It was not until someone called me “wacky” after a long time that I thought to myself "How whacky am I?”
A few instances popped instantly to my mind and I think I have grown up enough to confess them…..here.
I am not immoral but someone whom I would call amoral coz some restrictions don’t make any sense to me…

Anyways before I plunge into a deep reverie and begin sounding like some criminal..
I’d like to share a few light moments of my not so long life..
Which I think can be categorized as “wacky” or “crazy’

#1 I was in sector 18 ,as usual..freaking out with my friends..fortunately/unfortunately armed with a camera(had come to get a roll washed )
a few shots remaining..I was desperate to make the best use of them

It was when Raddison,Noida was under construction..
Two snake charmers were moving around with a python n I dunno why…but I thought..the only thing I want in life right now(typical me) is to wrap that creepy thing around my neck..like my life depended on it
n a get a pic clicked..

I paid those people handsomely..lest that snake should faint(lol)
N asked them to help me get adorned by that reptile..
The python was strong…
A couple of passer bys stopped and gaped at me..n I thought..”Poor creatures..wish they tried out the same..it’s so thrilling”
After the photo session the snake turned a bit moody n refused to uncoil itself
The more those snake charmers tried to unwind it..the tighter it wound itself around my neck..until I choked myself n felt it’ll wring my neck n probably this is going to be the last snap of my life..
I wondered if my parents would put it in a frame if I died..
N honestly I can say..for once in my life..I was scared
I gestured those idiots to stop pulling the python from both ends n let it have its way..
It soon relaxed and I felt a gush of fresh air filling my lungs again…
Aah..a narrow escape

Mom freaked out when I emailed that pic to my parents…Dad I guess was proud. Coz all he said was”That’s like my gal”

#2 I don't fag for a stupid reason...it darkens lips!!!
But once I shared a bidi with a blue collared woman who worked in my hostel...
She taught me how to cup ur hands to take a kashh
Somehow ..it was the most liberating experience of my life..
I found all social barriers vanish..n her to be just another human being...

#3 This is what I call juvenile deliquescence.
We were a close-knit group of six females..prurient and curious.
Three of us stole an essential commodity from Store 18 which usually comes in a pack of 3 and the rest of us met in my hostel room(yeah u guessed it right-the HeadQuarters)
The first one was blown like a balloon,the 2nd filled with water and pichkao-ed and the 3rd was thrown in front of the warden's room :D
Now that I am safely out of the bounds of campus..I can confess who helped the warden set a world record in Screaming the following morning...

Btw u can pluck my teeth one by one..or pull my nails..or skin me alive (or try any other medieval form of torture...) I am not going to name the other partners in crime...LOL

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49 comments:

saikat said...

lolz ..i can feel for that python...it must have been shit scared...or maybe just maybe it confused itself with a garland :D ...i know the last part was pathethic but after consuming the mess called mess food i am bereft of inspiration :P

saikat said...

have blogrolled ya :)

Shashi Rajasekaran said...

thats like my gal as well..:-p

Aparna Kar said...

@saikat
thaankoooo

Aparna Kar said...

@Shashi
thx Papa :)

pdey said...

absofreakinglutely kool :-)..
tell me more..

Aparna Kar said...

@pdey
wait n watch
thr r plenty more from whr that one came from..

Nishant said...
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zoxcleb said...

very interesting... poor snake.. coiled around ur cold skin! no wonder it freaked out. they need warmth to be happy :-)

Aparna Kar said...

MOI??????cold????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Nishant said...

u r a bindaas gal..i know..:)..i m sure ur life will b scripted with more adventures....just take care..

pdey said...

heheheee... bidi.. hahaha..
not bad!!...
btw, the style she taught will effect your lips the least.. its the direct contact with the butt that affects most..

Aparna Kar said...

@Nishant
Will buddy...will take care

Aparna Kar said...

@pdey
ae rosh ey bonchito e bhalo

I dnt like addictions...

zoxcleb said...

dont take offense!

Aparna Kar said...

@zoxcleb
I can't...abt things I know r not true :P

zoxcleb said...

there u go showing of those talents again!

Aparna Kar said...

@zoxcleb
God meant it to be that way..(sings)

Hide them under a bushel..Oh No!!!
I am going to let it shine
..let it shine..all the time..let it shine
:P

zoxcleb said...

actually googled that to see where u picked it up from! :-(

Aparna Kar said...

Learnt at school...standard II..(morning shift choir practice finally paid off)
:P
The song began this way..

"This little guiding light of mine..I am gonna let it shine.."

Just replaced it with talents( as u know..it's a currency too)
n mad eit plural

zoxcleb said...

we did carols too... but this one i cant even recall... will have to go look for my hymnal.

and u have succesfully managed to maintain mystate of confusion with ur last "para"

Aparna Kar said...

Talent =
1.A marked innate ability
2.A variable unit of weight and money used in ancient Greece, Rome, and the Middle East

For me Talent(1) is the only currency that can help u make business in this world..

Bryan ! said...

haha

Aparna Kar said...

@ #3 I guess?
yeah tht's my fav too:)

pdey said...

hahaa....
i wonder.. did your word use it 'essentially' ?

pdey said...

typo i meant 'warden'... :)

Aparna Kar said...

Dunno..didn't care to find out...
kept a low profile for a few days after that incident :P

zoxcleb said...

hmmm... good point.

zoxcleb said...

very interesting incident... odd number stories seem to be way more fun!

zoxcleb said...

deliquescence??
the act of liquefying?

Aparna Kar said...

Juvenile deliquescence was used to describe offense committed by youth(more owing to age than the innate ability to hatch crimes:P)

delinquent [present participle of delinquere, to offend] 1. failing to do that which is required by law or obligation. 2. a person who neglects a legal obligation.

Juvenile=Marked by immaturity; childish


It's true that I have this indominatable knack of coining new terms..just like concoting my own dishes..

But I think that term is quite popular...wonder u didn't hear it before..

zoxcleb said...

i've heard of juvenile delinquents.. not juvenile delinquescence!
no need to feed me the definitions...
how small a kid do u think i am? :-(

concocting new dishes, u are not alone in. i love experimenting with food... most ppl cant stand my combinations. but thankfully my stomach doesnt mind them ;-)

Aparna Kar said...

LOL
Lucky you..the first time I tried something..my dog refused to eat it..
have come a long way since then:P
Thankfully

Aparna Kar said...

@zoxcleb
how small a kid do u think i am?

I figured u to be an 8 yr old..coz personally I feel my mental age is tht of a KG goer..
I guess I have the same curiosity n look at the world with the same wonder as I did when I had just begin to learn things..
I marvel at the wings of a brilliantly coloured butterfly the same way i used to do before..n prolly bug my bro to have a glance too..:P

Aparna Kar said...

hey..btw have u ever noticed how the ceiling has grown closer to u ever since u have grown up?
When I was a kid I used to wish I wud grow up enough to touch the ceiling(fortunately..some wishes are never granted...or else ..I cudn't have laughed about it today)

Even now I lie on the floor n look up to feel..how I felt like a kid..

some things appeared unattainable..

N now that I have seen a li'l more of life..I feel..well forget it...I cud write another post on it :P

rohit said...

@parna...

yes..u r a child:) and always keep it alive..ok??

-rg

Aparna Kar said...

@Rohit
Ok Boss..I'll try my best to...:)

rohit said...

^:)^

zoxcleb said...

well.. u are off by three years, i am prod little five year old! at least i was till i came to this IT Village :-)

but reading ur posts ensures that i stunt my growth from now on.. so i can continue to look around this world in awe.

(sometimes, i feel thats the only way to staysane in this place!)

zoxcleb said...

everytime i shifted house, the celings got higher.. so thankfully not noticed that part! ;-)

question: why are u lying on the floor? what happened to the bed?

Aparna Kar said...

it was too high for me to climb:)
I gave it to my neighbour...

Aparna Kar said...

@zoxcleb
u got only one life ....
live it the way u want:)
at least on weekends;)

zoxcleb said...

ah now that i can envision... the bed being too high!
and even from that low viewpoint, the ceiling gets lower for u? u must be huge!
;-)

zoxcleb said...

i do... at least on weekends

Aparna Kar said...

Lol @ zoxcleb

saikat said...

abt da fag - he he bidi reminded me of my UG days...in the first few days of the month..the junta used to fag ciggi...but then in da last few days...the call of the campus was 'ek bidi de de yaar' :D

abt the power of 3 - i must say i did an even crazier activity with the cap of life :D ... more details when we meet :D ...but ya then i would have loved to see the expression on ur warden's face :D :D

ciao.. :D

Aparna Kar said...

@Saikat
heehee..I bet u wud have!!
more on this later...

philo said...

wow u sure r whacky... snakes and all!!!

Aparna Kar said...

@philo

Hee hee..u bet!!!